Monday, December 16, 2013

Monday, November 18, 2013

If you have....................................

If you have to borrow money, find a pessimist – at least they don’t expect it back.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

If you eat ................................

If you eat a live toad in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Monday, May 6, 2013

Saturday, March 2, 2013

An authority is a ....................


An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Life is like.........................................


Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. Samuel Butler

Tuesday, January 8, 2013