More grows in ........................

More grows in the garden than the gardener has sown. – Spanish Proverb

If you have....................................

^{If you have to borrow money, find a pessimist – at least they don’t expect it back.}

If you eat ................................

^{If you eat a live toad in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.}

Eagles may soar,.......................

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Change is good…. .........................

Change is good…. But dollar bills are better

Love your enemies.

^{Love your enemies. It’ll make them absolutely crazy.}

If you see ..................

If you see a turtle on a fence post, he had some help getting there.